I want this. I want this because of reasons. (Thanks, Victoria).

I want this. I want this because of reasons. (Thanks, Victoria).

@20 hours ago with 4 notes
#look human #penis #floral penis #phone case #iphone 

neon-truths:

clanlextine:

clanlextine:

neon-truths:

I was gonna write a bad joke on clanlextine text post but decided against it, I’ll just laugh quietly over here.

just do it and get it over with.

if it’s not a dick joke I’m going to be seriously displeased with you.

Hahaha! You know me too well.

"haha. she said sucky. haha. penis."

@20 hours ago with 11 notes

neon-truths:

I was gonna write a bad joke on clanlextine text post but decided against it, I’ll just laugh quietly over here.

just do it and get it over with.

@20 hours ago with 11 notes
genial-prussia:

That’s so adorable!

genial-prussia:

That’s so adorable!

@20 hours ago with 48 notes
@20 hours ago with 264 notes

neon-truths:

robotsanddessert:

clanlextine:

neon-truths:

clanlextine:

clanlextine:

neon-truths:

I was gonna write a bad joke on clanlextine text post but decided against it, I’ll just laugh quietly over here.

just do it and get it over with.

if it’s not a dick joke I’m going to be seriously displeased with you.

Hahaha! You know me too well.

"haha. she said sucky. haha. penis."

That joke wasn’t very good. It was kinda flaccid. 

when it comes to penis jokes, it can get pretty hard.

If you think long and hard about it, eventually they’ll just come to you.

@20 hours ago with 11 notes

clanlextine:

neon-truths:

I was gonna write a bad joke on clanlextine text post but decided against it, I’ll just laugh quietly over here.

just do it and get it over with.

if it’s not a dick joke I’m going to be seriously displeased with you.

@20 hours ago with 11 notes

"You’re damn right I’m in the kitten tag!"

me, to no one in particular
@20 hours ago with 2 notes
@20 hours ago with 149 notes

i was just informed that there’s pizza in the fridge. which means pizza for breakfast and suddenly having to wake up early tomorrow just got a whole lot less sucky.

@20 hours ago with 2 notes