"Because she's a good dancer."

Riddle me this, Batman.   I'm Lex. I'm awkward and snarky. College life is not as entertaining as the internet. Stuff is cool. I suck at these things.

twitter.com/clanlextine:

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    “I got your love letters, corrected the grammar and sent them back. It’s true romance is dead: I shot it in the chest then in the head.”

    I think most of my favorite Fall Out Boy lyrics are in this song.

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    #Fall Out Boy  #FOB  #Patrick Stumph  #Patrick Stump  #Andy Hurley  #joe trohman  #Pete Wentz  #the music or the misery  #high fidelity 
    howtopickupafangirl:

thetardis:

quickdraw-kiddo:

saladburps:

televisionismydivision:

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE

YOUVE CREATED A GOD



And behold, I had gazed upon the face of God, and yea, it was magnificent.
- The Gospel of British Actors, 2:21 B

How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Be Benetom Hidddlestennant.

    howtopickupafangirl:

    thetardis:

    quickdraw-kiddo:

    saladburps:

    televisionismydivision:

    WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE

    YOUVE CREATED A GOD

    And behold, I had gazed upon the face of God, and yea, it was magnificent.

    - The Gospel of British Actors, 2:21 B

    How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Be Benetom Hidddlestennant.

    (via youneedbrittany)

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    #dying  #literally dying  #kill me please 
    uuuu”Like herding adorable kittens.”

    iwantcupcakes:

    — Joss Whedon, when asked how was it to work with the cast of The Avengers.

    (Source: reddit.com, via hoeran)

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    #fuuuck i can't! 

    4cciowanderection:

    I swear Niall is doing it on purpose..

    FIRST THESE:

    THEN THESE:

    NOW THESE:

    Niall’s time has finally come. We had Liam and Lou at the beach. Then Harry on that fucking boat. Zayn somewhere along the line learned how to dance. And now this.

    Cunts.

    (Source: sexybeastmalik, via hoeran)

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